The other night at dinner, we were joking around with the kids about haircuts.  Andrea asked the boys if they though she should get her hair cut really short and the boys laughed saying, “No!”  So I asked them if I should grow my hair really long, to which they again said, “No!”

So I asked, “Why not?  Will it make me a girl?”

Benjamin said, “No, because you still won’t have an inside-out pee pee!”

Fascinating…I am still shaking my head and still afraid to ask any more questions about that subject!