The boys have nearly the whole collection of plush Angry Birds, with the only one missing being the green one.  At some point, we discovered that in June, some more Angry Bird products would be released.  All facts that are basically irrelevant to this story, because, like many of our conversations around here, they usually end in very different places than they begin…strange places.

Benjamin asked, “Daddy, what month is the new Angry Birds stuff coming?”

I responded, “June.”

“When is June?”

“Only about three weeks away.”

“What is a week?”

“A week is seven days, Sunday through Saturday.”

“A week is seven days?”

“Yes.”

“So, a cockroach can survive a week without it’s head?”