The other day, after all the rain, we went down to the little creek that runs near our house. The boys did what boys do and wanted to put boats in the water. They started trying to throw leaves into the water and, of course, that didn’t work out too well. So, I told them that they needed to use a piece of wood and, picking up a piece of bark, told them, “Watch this!” I then tossed it into the water and it immediately sunk.
Benjamin, without missing a beat, starts laughing and says, “Nice submarine, daddy!”
I’m raising a pair of smart-asses.