Benjamin was asking one of his normal questions about how humans are made (“What is under our skin?”, “What is blood?”, etc.) when, out of no where, Matthew asks, “Girls are not human, right?” I laughed and asked him if he meant “Squirrels.”

“No!”

“Girls?”

“Yes! They got funny hair and look funny.”

Through my laughter, “Girls are human.”

To which Matthew replied, “But they are so weird.”

He doesn’t know the half of it!